Do you know what F****** TIME it is?

when we were just married we had one of them phones that connected to the house (I think it was called a land line?)
well, the number used to belong to a fellow who didn't like paying his bills and people were calling all the time trying to get him to pay up

the first week or so I was very polite
after that, I would tell them "yeah, he's here, but he cant come to the phone right now, hes passed out drunk in the back yard"

well, one day I get a call for Melissa
I don't know who she is, so without even thinking I told the guy, yeah, she is here, but she cant come to the phone right now, shes passed out drunk in the back yard

you wont believe how mad that guy got

he started yelling at me

"YOU LET ME 14 YEAR OLD GET DRUNK??!!"


I hung up and he never called back