Another Mopar Off My Bucket List - Barracuda Fastback

I must have been born with a KICK ME sign on my back. It seems that wherever I am there's at least one nasty douche-bag that tends to single me out. I still manage to get along great with most folks so I don't think I'm doing anything to stir up trouble. Awhile back I said I needed to work on my own 'evil side'. There's got to be a way to make myself seem to be the type of person no-one wants to screw with.

I had a knock on my door yesterday a little after 7 p.m. Local law enforcement paid me a visit in response to a noise complaint. I'd been trying to tune the Roadrunner around 6:30. The car idles at around 950 RPM and I never revved it past 2000 RPM. The car has full exhaust and it's not very loud.

I'm fairly certain any complaint made would have been from the neighbor west of us. The guy and his wife are 40-ish and total a-holes. They throw parties frequently that ARE loud and last well into the middle of the night. The day afterwards I usually have to pick up cans and bottles that they throw onto our property. Their teenage kids and their friends sometimes come onto our property in the middle of the night when they're having their parties. Sometimes when I've turned on the lights to check on things I've been greeted by a few of them shouting 'F You'. The husband works as a 'groundskeeper' for the courthouse. - That means he mows the lawn there. He is buddies with most of the local police because he hangs around them with his job.

There's an alley between our properties and we have a hedge between us on our side. I never start or run any of our vehicles past dark. - Usually not past 7 p.m. They constantly block the alley so we cannot access any of the cars we've got on our lot behind our house. On the few occasions I've asked them to move their cars so we could get through they flipped me off and refused.

Their other next door neighbor (south of them) has had similar problems with them. He told me his basement had flooded after the cans they'd thrown on his roof clogged his gutters. To most people in the town they probably seem like pillars of the community.