Stop in for a cup of coffee

A line from Animal House said "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life". So I made sure not to get fat..

I am literally the bastard red headed step child! Adoption is great it makes my kids get a heads up with fathers race "UNKNOWN" ! f THEM! iT IS ON THERE BIRTH CERTIFICATES FROM HI. like Obamas! Do the DNA test and tell me I am..........