I have to admit, - that thought DID cross my mind. I usually wonder why anyone ever comes to Nebraska. I've heard of folks here going to Sweden for vacations but that seems a lot more sane than coming to Nebraska (during Winter) for the same reason. LOL.
The only times I ever go to Kearney is to go to the drags. They do have a 1/4 mile strip there.
So... - What in the heck brought you to my neck of the woods? Are you a psychologist doing field studies of deviant behaviors?