After your last lap

I have thinking about post mortality.

TV has some commercials with motorcycle funeral cruises, and I watched the "Thirteenth warrior" the other day. Those Viking kings got buried or burned with their ships, some even say with the living-widowed-bride or virgins as well. I heard of a lady getting buried in her Ferrari. My physical science teacher said he wanted to be taken out with the trash. Caskets or coffins cost too much. Even cremation isn't cheap.

I don't wanna pay for any of that, except the garbage bill.

Is it illegal to burn and bury the body yourself (no polluting the ground water)?

What about a few bags of cement mix?

I think I would throw in some broken and old car parts for the hell of it.

If anybody wants to donate some shredded hemi heads or Mopar unique, fubar pieces, I am taking donations.

Anyone else have any better or unique ideas?

My sports enthusiast co-workers joke about team such and so as casket bearers, so their team can let them down one more time.