I literally LOL'd at this..:D A friend once told me 'you can't starve a cat'. Pretty much true if they are outdoor cats. I feed mine the cheapest dry food I can buy. They eat it and like it...or they do with out. I also don't feed them too much at a time. I want them to be a bit hungry so they will hunt but still come around for their food 'treat' every day so they won't run off.
Dallas