Stop in for a cup of coffee

Good morning...one of those days "off," with trips to the other side of town spaced too far apart. 8 a.m. Dermatologist (what was I thinking,) Noon, lunch with a friend who I rarely get to see, 4 p.m. a "dinner" party. In quotes because it's a former coworker who's a nice guy, but he and his wife get so schnockered, last time "dinner" ended up being them just talking about a package of chicken thighs, and the guests brought our own food which we finally took charge and grilled and got on the table.

I'm riding with a friend, we decided on a secret signal word for "let's get out of here." Last time I left when the wife couldn't form words and she was stuck on the sofa like a beached whale.

After lunch ran late and the transportation plans got reshuffled I suddenly decided screw the dinner party. Came home and passed out. Got word just now the hosts put the bird in the oven but forgot to turn it on...I knew it!! Man am I glad to be home having a quiet cup of coffee...I guess I'll bring this huge bowl of home made pimento cheese in to work.