Things only a car guy would do..

Well, yeh.

I used to have a friend when I was stationed at NAS Miramar, until I caught him with some of my tools. One Saturday, I was over at the auto hobby shop, busy as hell. He was putting a 396 into a 57 Chev. I had helped him with some of the engine, and helped install the cam. I knew it wouldrun.

So he came in, bla bla bla, wanted to know if I had a spare coil, a spare this, on an on, and about mid morning, came in and was like, "we REALLY need some help I can't get it to run."

So I go out there

Here they are, him and 'the crew,' and there must'ha been at least a dozen soda cans in various forms.

He says to me, "we don't have fuel, up here yet, we have been priming it down the carb outta this:"

and hands me a soda can

So.......I smelled it to make sure it was actually gas.......

!!NO!! it was not gas, nor was it soda!!!

IT WAS KEROSENE OR JP-5!!!

Del:LMFAO!!! I ran to the gas station in '92: 72 Dart,/6 donkey turd.. Out of gasoline, no problem! Dump in a gallon of lacquer thinner.. It ran to get gas, the accelerator pump ,shrunk... Imagine that...