Stop in for a drink.

Yhink thiss wor work? Oh by the wau I went yo high scool wit the asshole, heave me the wrong name. The gift that keeps on giving!g

Dear jegsperformance,

Got the trans today great shipping time, small but big problem it came in a bao and had absolutely no protective plugs in the front or the tailshaft or the filler tube hole. I found the starter stud in the thrans filler hole and wonder what else is in there. I really want a "runs fine guarantee" And also no t- shirt which was promised because of the wait. What are you going to do before I return it? It might run just fine but I want to know before I put it in my car on my back. Here is what happened while it was delivered and I know it was not your fault.
A 18 wheeler shows up with my new HP 727! This trucker does not know what he is doing. We get the big *** box into the bucket of the tractor and tries to back up the slope of my driveway, no go the trailer has nothing in it. OK move some vehicles around so he can 3 pt and go out forward. Well he digs the thing into the lawn. OK get some gravel for traction. No go. Try to push him with my compact tractor, no go. OK now the front wheels are in about a foot. Call my buddy across the street, Hey need the backhoe! He brings it down and get the truck moving, OK almost done! Yippee This guy has no idea how to back a truck up. So after a half hour of directing him he gets it out and on the street and just leaves! No thanks or anything. ASSHOLE


- ssgtred