What's a mechanic do instead of mechanicing

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Specializing in:
Wars Fought-Uprisings Quelled-Revolutions Started-Governments Ruined
Assassinations Plotted-Tigers Tamed-Bars Emptied-Rooms Rented
Excuses Verified-Orgies Organized