Fart and Dart

Back in the 70's when I was 18 I worked at Clark Drugs in SoCal. The store had low shelves in the aisles. One time I was standing there facing the dog food aisle talking to a buddy. Suddenly he ducks down and rips a loud fart. A young mom type on the next aisle over turns around and is looking at me eye to eye with a disgusted look on her face. It was such a beautiful set-up on me I couldn't be pissed at him. We still laugh about that to this day.