Damsel in distress

Ok so I don't have enough strength to full fledged move the fan belt all the way around... but what little I could see and feel yes all puleys move... which btw way I just got shocked to hell by the one on the alternator.

Am I supposed to shake wires while battery is connected? I don't even get a spark when connecting it.

Think it's time for a strong drink and to give up for the night... as all I want to do is kick her and huge her at the same time.
Thank you all for your help.