Damsel in distress

@67dart273....battery, starter relay and alternator all have 12. Something voltage. Now what ;)

This is a stick shift? You should get it to crank by "jumpering" the starter relay. Make sure the transmission is in neutral. Take a screwdriver and jumper across the two largest exposed terminals on the starter relay, the "big stud" which is battery, and the "square" looking terminal. This should cause the starter to engage and crank.

You still don't have lights? That sounds like a bad battery cable connection.