Stop in for a cup of coffee

I called a local radio station recently and told the guy I had broken up with my "little woman" and I was really upset.. blah blah blah - - told him "yea, when I say little woman I really mean it - she's a midget".. he started to say "hey, that's not nice" and before he could finish I said, "yea, it's too bad too, 'cause I was nuts over her" - he laughed so hard I though he was going to choke! it's was like he knew that one but didn't see it coming until it was too late... played it back for all to hear later on..
if I could go back and "fix" it - I wish I had said "I was too nuts over her"... note to self..