Stop in for a cup of coffee

no such thing as inconsequential amount when it comes to your engine.. you've got what 6 quarts of oil and 2 or 3 cups of antifreeze... that's still a high percentage of contamination..

I probably only got one or two cc in there when I was filling up the combustion chamber.

Put it in the lawnmower

LOL! That will last me centuries! I'm not sure I've changed oil in it since I bought it in 2003. :D