A lot like that! I actually have a booger-picker that drives for me. Nobody else will drive his truck or let him in theirs. This dude is 60+ years old and still wiping boogers on stuff. Gross as hell...
here's my twist - when I know the person and don't think highly of them - I like to say "ya pickle-smooching 'mo.." - yep, ya gotta be careful where ya toss that one out... LOL