Stop in for a cup of coffee

ok, apology and clarification to the coffee crew.

I talk about this thread to my parents over the dinner table and I must talk about it a lot because they are reading it.

They pointed out some things to me that I was not aware of so I wanted to clarify.

A. they told me that spanking is used by some people as a sexual act. I did not know that so when I mentioned spank a few miles ago, I meant it in the way of issuing a punishment to someone. I got spanked a lot as a kid but it was never anything more than getting a royal *** kicking for getting a bad grade in school or talking back or something of that nature.

2. they also told me that "cat" is used to refer to female private parts. I think I kinda heard something about that before but when I have ever talked about my "cat" ....I was REALLY talking about my tabby cat Coooper.

sorry if any of you took it as anything else and/or any inconvenience it may or may not have caused. now back to your regularly scheduled program.
So now I'm officially the 'guy your parents warned you about'!