Stop in for a cup of coffee

Morning gentlemen (and ladies). Not that ladies are afterthoughts, please don't read anything it that. It's just that there would be very few women on here and I would, in the main, be addressing men. Not undressing men, that's not how I roll.

I usually make my own coffee around here...my wife plays a lot of golf. I am a heterosexual. I wear my t-shirts loose.

This is my first post in this thread, I reckon it went pretty well.