Stop in for a cup of coffee

Blew a seal on the lift yesterday the piston is a pissing, just wonder how the hell that comes out?

http://www.sviinternational.com/sites/default/files/Benwil-Book.pdf

Must be the same Smurf that goe around blowing light bulbs, fuses, transmissions. Engines. Etc. Send me the bill for the parts it's under warranty.