Now thats funny. Hey Anders why not try rust removal via chelation. All you need is 1 part molasses to 9 parts water, drop your steel and iron parts in for a few weeks, then take em out, and power wash em or scrub em with a wire brush and rinse with hot water. Then blow dry with compressed air and coat with primer before they flash rust, Or use straight vinegar and do the same thing. The molasses and water is good and cheap for submerging bigger parts, and when your done its great for your lawn as its biodegradeable.