Slow learner...
Life experiences often continue to contribute to "quick draw" mentality. Many times from an early age false accusations of minor things up to and including felony charges made me quick to react to certain "comments"! After 14 years of law enforcement and seeing the hypocrisy there it didn't help much... My solution? Screw them if they can't take a joke! You are your own master but finding the controls is a never ending battle.