What Bar do the Mopar guys hang out in?

Mopar owners can't afford to hang out in bars, because why waste perfectly good parts money on over priced alcohol?

Without Mopar owners in bars, where would we get stories about the 426 hemi commando sixpack max wedge tunnel ram motor in that cordoba that some guy's uncle had which ran 8's on street tires through ported exhaust manifolds and had a special gizmo in the fuel line that made it get 60mpg, until the oil companies found and assassinated him? May that guy's uncle RIP.