What Bar do the Mopar guys hang out in?

Without Mopar owners in bars, where would we get stories about the 426 hemi commando sixpack max wedge tunnel ram motor in that cordoba that some guy's uncle had which ran 8's on street tires through ported exhaust manifolds and had a special gizmo in the fuel line that made it get 60mpg, until the oil companies found and assassinated him? May that guy's uncle RIP.

Heard that one enough already, and that's quite a coincidence that you ran across the same guy. :D
I had a guy at a car show one day ask what motor I had as he was walking up to my car, and at the time I had the 318 still in it.
As soon as I said 318 he said it was supposed to have a Hemi, because all "real" Mopars have Hemi's and turned his nose up and walked away to get in a Plymouth Voyager minivan so I called him a soccer Mom as he drove by and he flipped me off. :D