Hate to do it

This isn't a hobby, it is a money issue plain and simple, not being able to afford something and trying to find a different alternative should not be viewed negatively and having some one like you to tell me since I can't afford something to just get out, really? Self righteous and condescending come to mind, because I can't say what I really want to on here.

No one is being mean or negative or condescending. You've simply painted yourself into a corner. If you can't afford an 8.25", then you can't afford a new axle. Period. That's unfortunate.

If you're serious about upgrading it, you'll scour the yards and swaps and internet and ebay and make friends who own driveline shops and get your axle built for a decent price. But then your wife will probably dislike you disappearing on this epic Mopar quest for such a long time (that's a joke btw). If you think there's a turn-key axle out there from another mfg that's just one DIY angle-grinder job away from fitting your car, you're simply mistaken. We all wish there was, but then they'd be in enough demand that they wouldn't remain cheap for long.