Young guys at the auto parts store

To be fair, I see the same thing from the other side of the counter. I work in industrial/ag supply. Bearings, hydraulics, etc. I've got a million stories of customers and some of the **** that comes out of their mouth would make you shake your head.

Basic story? Guy comes in, looking for a bearing. Knows the shaft size, outside, etc. So I ask him:

"Set screw or eccentric lock collar type"
Blank stare
"Does it got two set screws at a 45 or 90* angle? Or does it have a little collar that comes off?"
"OH the collar kind"

Go to the shelf. Get it. Set it on the counter. I'm punching it up, he's opening the box and looking at it. The eccentric lock collar bearing is just that. A collar that has an "eccentric" or "cam" style lock. Spin it around the shaft, the two cams mate, hit it with a drift - Done. He starts spinning the collar around.

"This ones broken, it won't lock"
My turn for a blank stare - "Yeah, it won't lock without a shaft in there...."
"OH duh"

And on my story scale, that's about a 2/10. Ask me about the hutterite who can "spin" his hand at "exactly" 411 RPM.

I used to work in a big store in this town, we sold all kinds of industrial drive components. Bearings, sprockets and chain, sheaves and taper lock products. (Main line was Browning) We had Gates industrial belts all the way around the roofline of the store. Automotive, fractional, A, B and C belts, and a few special ones. Logging chokers and riggin components. Pipe fittings and made hydraulic hoses. We sold and repaired welders, sold popular heavy truck products along with auto parts and janitorial supplies. And, the boss started a nice fastener store the last few years.