Better not even ask me about while filling in for produce dept one day I plastic wrapped a large cucumber with the words "ladies home companion" written on the styrofoam and presented it as a bridal gift to a very pretty .....but snotty 26 year old co-worker about to marry one of my neighbors.
Most laughed....but with her, went over like a turd in a punchbowl. She never spoke to me after that....BFD.
Sorry bout the hi jack.....just a little grocery store humor. It was fun.