Stop in for a cup of coffee

I actually haven't been to a doctor or a hospital in about 25 years.. Got no intention of going either..

@Ben Drinkin Let me allay your fears.

I went to my guy because I had a stiff neck or something, can't remember now for reasons that will soon become obvious. Anyway he notices that he hasn't seen me in eight years and that I'm 45 years old. "Get naked, lie down facing the wall and pull your knees up to your chest".

I'm gonna tell you something now.

It's just like a poo going in.