Stop in for a cup of coffee

RALF is a Rotten *** Little ****** who rubs our noses in the fact that he's living on easy street while the rest of us toil away for the pitance we know as a paycheck. Also known as Scampy.. but one day he will go back to work. And karma has a great big finger to flip to him! Do i sound jealous? Maybe a little a bitter? Has sarcasm and cynicism become the norm for me? I must not be drinking enough...