Stop in for a cup of coffee

I'm back. Why not grease everything. Then take out one of the Zerkoffs and install it where the one is missing and grease that. Problem solved.
It's like the old joke of the guy who gets a flat outside of a mental hospital. After changing the tire he realizes that he's lost all the lug nuts just he took off down the storm drain. He's desperate trying to figure out what to do when a patient walks over and says "Why not just take one nut off of each of the other 3 wheels and use them to get you home? You can just buy more lugs later."

He looks at the patient and says "Hey, that's a great idea! How did you think of that?"

The patient says "Hey, I'm crazy...not stupid."