I've had it! There's only so much misery a person should have to endure. In a desperate attempt to alleviate the sinus pain I went out and bought a sinus rinse kit. I'd done the sprays before and they didn't seem to help. I guess this is a step beyond those.
The label on the box should have read 'Water-Boarding for Masochists' but I guess they wanted to target the uninformed section of the market. I chose the version that included a large squirt bottle instead of the one that had the bowl you pour into your nose. - Not sure that was a wise decision. All I know is that this kit is capable of making me gag even without the towel over my face. (I wonder if there was supposed to be one included)
I should have suspected something was going on when I asked the pharmacist about the kits. He seemed overly anxious to show me where they were located and kept suggesting the biggest ones. He's probably at home laughing his *** off now.
Maybe I'll see if they sell bamboo I can shove under my fingernails the next time I go shopping.