I'm still miserable with the back & sinus problems but I finally made it out to the garage today. - Slowly making progress on the driveshaft loop but having to take a lot of breaks as I'm working.
With so much idle time on my hands I got to thinking about how the heck I'm ever going to afford to finish all the projects around here. As I was listening to all the political rantings on the radio I think I came up with a solution.
No one seems to be happy with the upcoming presidential candidates. Lots of folk are saying it doesn't really matter who gets into office. Maybe they're right. Most likely whoever gets in will wreak havoc and leave the position with a cushy retirement funded by all us saps.
I've decided to change my name to 'None Of The Above'. I think I could get elected in by the largest margin in history. After spending 4 years in office (or until I'm impeached) I'd never have to be buying my tools at Harbor Freight again!
How bad could I screw stuff up? I could even create my own slogans. Herbert Hoover used "A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage" - I could change it a bit. How about "A six pack in every fridge and a Mopar in every garage?"
I could repeal laws against speed exhibition and loud pipes. - I could try to revamp the economy with a massive infrastructure program where old drag strips would be rebuilt.
Yup. Remember on election day, - vote for None Of The Above!
