'68 Roadrunner help needed in Montclair, NJ.....ASAP!

Very first thing I would do is get a test light and verify power to the essentials.
(Ballast, coil, ignition, and spark check it however you can.)

I told my brother to put a plug wire in his mouth and crank it cause that'll let ya know for sure. :D
(this part is a joke of course)