I'd go insane if my car was down for 9 mo. and there ain't enough fish or guitar that would make up for it.
You'd see it on the news, "Man holding woman's brat over edge of the Grand Canyon" say's "My car has been down for a month!" and "I'll be damned if I'm going to listen to your little brat whine about popcorn!"
"POPCORN?, POPCORN?, AHHHHHHHHHH!