Stop in for a cup of coffee

Jose' and Je'sus Jeezis. Yeah I buy gas from a guy down here in Dauphin, wears a turban, everybody calls the place Habeeb's. Then I saw him on the news one night cuz he got robbed, and they said his name was Aaron. I'm like , no way. So next time I'm in there I tell him I saw him on the news and they called him Aaron. He says "I know! How ridiculous is that! I am not called Aaron! My name is Eric. Aaron is my brother." True story.
Jose, HaySus, habeeb.. how utterly racist of you guys.. I've never been more proud!