1)- Maybe because I'm the one that actually has to do the work?
2)- Maybe he's into S/M?
3)- Could be he hates me and wants to see me suffer?
4)- He enjoys seeing the perplexed look on my face?
5)- public school system?
6)- He's now 'college educated'?
7)- Probably a genetic trait. (I'm constantly battling my 'inner idiot')