Stop in for a cup of coffee

- A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

- Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.

- The honest politician. Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

- It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

- Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

- Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

- The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.