First time at track. Advice?

I love guys who say "Well you only ran XX time, that's not very fast/cool/hip/whatever". You must be a real bore to hangout with man. Always one upping "oh my car is", psh your car is boring. Rather than be happy for a guy taking his car to the track. You gotta **** talk about times. And yet, I don't see you posting any time slips? Guys like that can stay the hell away from me and my car in the pits.

Some just have to stroke their own ego to cover up their own insecurities by pissing in someone else's cornflakes.