Does your car make people cry?
My car has made many things cry. Namely car alarms. Just idling by and they will give that warning beep beep. Give it a little gas and there goes the neighbourhood.
It makes ricer kids cry as I fry the tires at will up to 6K+ RPM. Nothing better than rolling beside them, hearing their little fart exhaust as they start to give it gas. Mashing the pedal and laying rubber for the next 100 feet as you rip past them.
It makes my buddies neighbour cry anytime I fire it up. Apparently after the last time I left his place late at night the neighbour came over the next day yelling "I'm gunna call the cops on your buddy! His car is too loud! You guys are waking up the whole neighbourhood!" etc etc. Nevermind that he's the only guy to ever complain. And I don't get above 1500 RPM when leaving a residential neighbourhood at night because I have respect for other people. In my own neighbourhood I've got nothing but compliments on it. I told my buddy that next time his neighbour complains, he can come tell me directly like a man.
And it makes me cry every time I have to buy anything for it!