Stop in for a cup of coffee

Are you still married to her and refer to her as the 'first wife'? I'll bet that goes over like a fart in church...

Hahaha, she loves it. Got a good sense of humor :)

I've told her I won't remarry when she dies. All she asks is that I don't cut the kids out of the will because they don't keep their rooms tidy or clean up after the dog!!