Stop in for a cup of coffee

No dreamcatcher might be appropriate though. No way I am buying and doing that but not sure of her dad. Crazy but here is the scenario. Boy drinks beer gets a chubby I throw him out to walk home 900 yards or go visit her at 50 yards. They do belong together then it even gets better no crap Dad says you don't need a rubber she is on birth control! I did lose it there and trew in some Hoppy humor!
*whistles* - man, you just can't make this stuff up..