Captainkirk's Duster project

As you may have read on another thread here, I'm now agonizing over the next speed bump on the Road to Completion:
Do I want to change the rod bolts?
Sounds like a no-brainer, right? 45 year old bolts on a fresh motor? Don't be ridiculous.....
But wait; there's more!
It appears that the only bolts worth buying, and quite possibly the only ones available, are the ARP bolts.
ARP bolts are different; have a different torque value, use lubricant on the threads, and result in a different amount of crush. Ergo...your round rod end is now egg-shaped. OK, so you replace the bolts at 80 bucks a set and align-hone and recondition the rods, right?
But wait; there's more!
Replacing the bolts and reconditioning the rods ends up costing around $225.00...and I can buy a BRAND NEW set of Eagle forged rods for $270.00 with ARP fasteners installed. No brainer, right?
But wait; there's more!
The new Eagle rods weigh 605g as opposed to the stock rods at 753g...which *might* require the engine to be re-balanced. This would throw another 400+ dollars into the gaping maw formally becoming known as the 'money pit'.
But wait; there's more!
How do I KNOW it would require re-balancing unless I buy them and actually have them checked with the pistons and crank? Again; don't be ridiculous. You DON'T know, you goofball! But if you BUY them, can you return them? Probably not.
Which leads me back to the start with the question; Do I want to replace my rod bolts?
Charlie Brown, you blockhead!
Sigh...