" is that your dad or your husband's car " no, my dad made me buy my own junk and I am not married.
"do you want to sell your car" no, do you see a for sale sign on it ....I don't think so.
One time a guy even asked from another car at a red light "hey lady, do you want to sell your car" How about no, because it is my only transportation.
"is that a HEMI" no, its a slant six "never heard of that before"
People see it in the parking lot and ask me "did you drive that here" ....No, it's Christine's cousin and it came on it's own to run you over
Of course I dont say the sarcastic come backs but i sure think them.