Are you for real ?!?
Well thats ok. I happen to like my mustang. Got a friend at work who has an 05 in almost the same color. A coworker came up to us one day recently, and asked us if we both got douche cards and aviators glasses from the dealer when we bought our "douche canoes" i was like well damn i didnt know the douche card and aviators sunglasses were part of the deal when i bought it, or i certainly would have signed on the dotted line to join the club. He must have been jealous i guess, who knows, who cares either.
IMHO its a damn good car for the money. You could option it the way you wanted it, " douche canoe" accessories optional of course. Challenger was still a figment back then with teaser shots of a show car. I never really was an E body fan back in the day, plus i always loved the look of the 67/68 mustang fastbacks.
I test drove an 07 charger R/T and told the salesman it makes all the right noises, but it needed the 69 charger B body styling, 2 less doors, and 3 pedals on the floor before i would concider it. I told him i can see this being a police car, and they should have named it a Dodge Monaco.