Stop in for a cup of coffee

it does when the general public get an education ...I didn't even know people put those in their _____ wow!!! wTH is wrong with people.
The did say they had been drinking heavily.

At the time: "Hey, I have an idea, let's try this..."
Next day: "Hey, where's the vibrator?"

Followed by "Let's try barbeque tongs to try to get it..." (Alcohol intoxication still not fully worn off)

Lesson from the article "Don't be afraid to ask for medical help after drinking heavily and doing something stupid."

Profound advice. Darwin would be proud.