I'm very sorry you were offended by two of the words I used in describing your turn signals; maybe "homemade" would have been more to your liking—I beg a thousand pardons. Also please 'scuze the hell outta me for having offered to help:
There's probably an easy and inexpensive way to have good front turn signals with an appearance you can live with. How much height do you have between top of bumper and lower edge of that ridge where your present turn signals are located?