Stop in for a cup of coffee

I had to read this sentence for sensitivity training.. Juan, José and Jesus were eating jalapeños. I had no idea that a j sounded like an h. I'm assuming it works the other way also. .
hERE IS A GOOD ONE THAT HAPPENED AN HOUR AFTER 6 HOURS OF SENSITIVITY TRAINING. Had A Maj Wong, (seriously) and he had a orriental accent heavily and we were doing something on top of the plane and I was helping a airman into a safety harness in case he fell. Well the Maj yells up and said MSGT B when your white your white, we all laughed so hard the kid fell off the aircraft! Funny incident report there, and we left him hanging like a pinyata for a good 15 with the Maj watching him till we got a rope!