Stop in for a cup of coffee

Hey ! Hello !! Did someone Shart in here ??

That is what happens when you are at an office all day and you refuse to use the toilet there because there is no place like home.

After lunch is the worst because you have to hold back any leaks in meetings where it is totally quiet except for one person talking very slow and mono tone and you zone out, wishing you were at home in your home clothes with unlimited access to a dang comfy toilet......your own toilet that no one else uses.