Stop in for a cup of coffee

well, I tried to sell it for 750 and never got an offer over 500... no brakes, needs a new bed, heater/blow just barely works, engine smokes like crazy after about 5min., I have to keep a heater on the oil pan or it won't start in the extreme cold.. windshield is cracked, it smells like dead mice inside (probably has something to do with the mice that have died in it) - - it really needs tires..
and it's a Chevy?