LOL!
It was a really slow motion slow split. I went down slowly enough that I was like "Uh-oh, I going down...maybe I will get some traction and stop...no traction, I'm still going down...hey it stopped for a second...oh, no it didn't...oh crap...better get a hand down on the ground before it speeds up....ok, I'm flat on my stomach on the ground...now what?" (crawl, crawl, crawl)
I will say that I'm feeling it now, my legs split further than they have in 3 decades!