Stop in for a cup of coffee

Uh oh, I just checked the published data and while the oceans are currently rising at the rate of 2 mm per year, Alaskan mountains are rising by 3-4 mm per year, the Andes mountains are rising by 6 mm per year...and the Himalayan mountains are rising by 10 mm per year!

Who do I call to get legislation going to limit the global rising of the mountains??